Today in unfortunate news, a Virginia few emerged thoroughly clean on an attention-grabbing sex work that transpired… in a parking area:
Something truth be told there to say here? Not a great deal, to be truthful. Everybody else involved is ashamed of by themselves. The guy, for fainting in a parking great deal. The girl, so you can get mad rutty on a passed-out individual, which no body, man or lady, should actually carry out. The news reporter and camera men and women, for placing it on outrageous screen. United states, for authoring it. And you also, for checking out it.
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May God have mercy on our souls, that are somewhat less absolute now for being through this. Hug your family, or something.